Sunday, February 29, 2004

Chuckie Watch 35: Chuckie the Scholar

Ole Chuckie's been on a mood upswing lately, so he's been pretty dull. He did talk about his own research into political attitudes in the 2000 Presidential race, which - at least so far as he reports it - apparently consisted of talking to some kid backstage who supported Al Gore but didn't sound to Chuckie like he had convincing reasons. "I was asking strictly for academic reasons," Chuckie says. And, as we know, Chuckie's a pretty scholarly kind of guy.

Chuckie goes on in that one to warn people that if they don't read it on his site, it's not his. He's apparently worried about the Liberal Anti-Christian Conspiracy doing black-ops on him. Don't worry about me, though, Chuckie. I always encourage people to read your scholarly articles.

Chuckie gits philosophical in Where Is The Truth? It's not as cosmic as the title sounds though. It's Chuckie giving one of his fine academic arguments about how he really don't like this here John Kerry feller very much, and he's sure there must be some good dirt out there on him somewhere.

And then he offers a description of his own experience to explain why he don't like to do them Benefit Concerts. Yeah, who wouldn't want a prince of a guy like Chuckie doing a benefit concert for their cause? Why, I bet that during Confederate Heritage Month in April, ole Chuckie could be doing a benefit concert a day!

No comments: