His audiences might get tired of sadomasochistic blood feasts that only had men torturing and murdering other men, though. So he could do the rape of Dinah, followed by Simeon and Levi bringing their men to kill all the men of the city of Shechem. (Genesis 34) Graphic sex and copious gore, with a Biblical theme to make it okay for fundamentalist churches to promote it.
Then to work the hetero S&M religious market, he could do the story of the crime of Gibeah (Judges 19), where the sex and the violence are all men against a concubine. If that's not enough for two hours of a film, he could do the subsequent war between the tribe of Benjamin and the other tribes of Israel, with lots of killing of men and women and kidnapping of beautiful virgins and such.
And if he exhausts the Bible in his hunt for religious-themed porno flicks, he could start on the ancient Egyptian myths. I mean, Set dismembered Osiris every year. Think of what Mel could do with that one!
The big problem for Mel in milking those Old Testament stories, though, is that, gosh, they're all so pro-Jewish! What fun would that be for him? And how would he market the things?
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well, bruce, you've cheered me up considerably. i'm laughing my ass off, in fact. these are so funny! really, now you've got me started i may not be able to stop thinking of stories from the OT for mel. he's not gonna want to do too much from the NT, you're right. too much lefty preaching there, i'm afraid.
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