Looking at the blogs today, it seems that the Patriotically Correct true position for the True Bush Believers is rapidly coming together. I expected no less. I'm predicting that the following will be the three main elements of it:
Why did the Spanish people elect the antiwar socialists?
Because Spaniards are tapas-eating, sangria-drinking European cowards who take naps during the middle of the day! They don't understand the realities of the world like us tough, realistic but ever-idealistic Americans.
How does this show that John Kerry is a flipflopper?
John Kerry has said he does not support terrorism. But Zapatero, the Saddam-loving, soft-on-Osama new president of Spain says he wants Kerry to win the election. And Kerry didn't immediately denounce Joe Zapatero as a tapas-eating, sangria-swilling, nap-taking Spanish wuss. So, you see? There's another Kerry flipflop!
Why are Bill and Hillary Clinton to blame?
Bill and Hillary are always to blame. Specifically in this case, Hillary helped Joe Zapatero get elected to show she could cause trouble for President Bush. This is all part of her master plan to sabotage John Kerry's campaign so that she can be elected President herself in 2008.
That's my prediction.
And, in conclusion, remember what your mamma taught you: Just say NO to Oxycontin!
2 comments:
Just how much kool-aid did Bush make?
Hmmm, seems like I remember it being 55,000 gallons. Or, no, was that the amount of anthrax he said Saddam had? - Bruce
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