Monday, July 25, 2005

Chuckie Watch 110: Profiling Chuckiestan

The conjunction "but" can be a very expressive word.  As in, "Now, I don't have anything against black people, but ..."  Or, "Some of my best friends are Mexicans, but ..."  You don't even have to finish the sentence, because you've already communicated everything you intended to!

Chuckie thanks we need to Profile or Perish 07/25/05.  He starts off by saying:

No decent person has any desire to single out any ethnic group or race of people and pick on them, that’s called discrimination.

But ...

Yeah, that's ChuckieThought in a nutshell.

You know the rest of it already.  Although you can always click on the link and fit Chuckie's inspired prose firsthand.

He goes on to explain how the way to git the terrorists is to go ransacking through Muslim neighborhoods.  And the Muslims shouldn't complain, because, you know, if they don't like it, "they should go back where they came from."  I wonder if Chuckie thanks that "Muslim" is a funny word for "immigrant"?

In Chuckiestan things like this apparently make perfect sense:

If the terrorists were Polish I’m sure the good people of Hamtramck, Michigan wouldn’t mind government agents coming into their neighborhoods to rid them of these murderers.

Chuckie seems to thank all The Terrorists are Muslims.  Which he may thank means "immigrant".

Except that, guys like Eric Rudolph or the one from Texas that got busted with more "weapons of mass destruction" (poison gas) in his possession than Saddam had in Iraq, they're more likely to be white Christian Americans.  So I'm sure Chuckie would be just fine with it if we substitute "white Christian" for "Muslim" in some of his comments.  Like:

... we must go into [white Christian] neighborhoods in search of the bad guys and that is not discrimination, it’s just common sense.

Or:

The point is that any [white Christian] who is a true American citizen and I’m sure there are many of them, should be willing to cooperate with federal agents in their effort to locate terrorists.

It all comes down to do American [white Christians] love America more than the countries they left behind? If so they should be willing to bend over backwards to rid their chosen land of terrorists. If not they should go back where they came from.

Or this one:

The question is are we going to have the cooperation of the [white Christian] population in America. America is the most privileged, the most blessed nation on the face of the earth and being an American carries with it a certain amount of responsibility.

And let's all remember:

But after all the fanfare and political posturing the truth will remain. The terrorists are of [American Caucasian] decent, they are [white Christians] and they are still intent on destroying everything we have and everything we stand for.

Yeah, Chuckie ain't gone let none of that thar political correctness stand in the way of rooting out The Terrorists from their neighborhoods!

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