Chuckie's on a roll lately. So several Chuckie Watches are in order.
Chuckie has some ideas about where Americans ought to go if they just have to take an international vacation: Let's Just Stay Home 06/27/05. No, he doesn't mean the Army should stay at home. Chuckie's happy for them to go to all kinds of dangerous places.
Chuckie says it just ain't safe no more for Americans to go to any of them foreign countries except the ones where most people are white and they speak English as their first language: Britain, Australia, New Zealand.
He also seems to think he's being very worldly and broad-minded by including Canada in his list of Patriotically Correct vacation spots for white folks.
I'm wondering why Chuckie didn't include Ireland on his list. Maybe he thanks Ireland's part of Britain so he didn't need to list it separately. He could have come across the term "Black Irish" and thought that meant them Irish folks are blacks. Or he may have got wind that a lot of Irish people are Catholics and figgers they must hate Americans, too. (They all take orders from the Pope, you know.)
Chuckie thanks if you go someplace where they speak one of them funny foreign languages that you're bound to git in trouble. I mean, if they cain't take the time to all learn English, why would we want to visit 'em anyway?
Chuckie says:
Take France for instance. Do you really think they respect us when we go over there? No, they just put up with us, just tolerate us. They want to sell us their wine but that just about sums up their sincere feelings toward us.
In my opinion Mexico and the other Latin American countries have become dangerous for Americans to travel in. The reason being that they are so inundated with the drug trade and the thugs who run it who have neither decency nor conscience. Kidnap and murder are all in a day’s work for them.
And of course we know about the Middle Eastern and Southwest Asian countries.
Speaking of staying at home, I wonder how come Chuckie isn't showing up at any of the Live 8 concerts. Several of them are taking place in his Patriotically Correct-approved countries.
2 comments:
I personably probably wouldn't hit up France, either. Some of them do sincerely hate Americans, or so this one French author said on Charlie Rose once. Wouldn't mind going to Japan, though.
Plus the euro is still high. But it's gone down a lot this year against the dollar.
On the other hand, there seemed to be some pretty attractive French people at that Live 8 concert at Versailles on Saturday. I wouldn't have mind walking around in that crowd a while. - Bruce
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