Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Heck with the election, here's some urgent news!

Boo has filed for divorce!

Poor Britney.  She suffers the scorn of Yankees who can't forgive her for having a beautiful Southern accent and still being one of the major cultural innovators of our time.

Now her second husband turns out to be a loser, too.  How much of a jerk do you have to be to blow a marriage with a sweet, talented young lady like that?

After Boo's first, weekend-long marriage and divorce (both in Las Vegas), it was soon after that when San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom started performing gay and lesbian marriages in City Hall.

Major cultural reverberations are sure to come from this one, too.

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