Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Chuckie Watch 24: Chuckie Gits Delirious Over Saddam's Capture

Chuckie would probably be back completely on the Dark Side by now. Except he's happy over Saddam being captured. He tosses out his version of the usual story: murderer, bad guy, yadda, yadda.

He manages to whine a little about Howard Dean, Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. And he's still sure we gone find them there WMDs.

This whole trial business don't bother Chuckie much. He knows what oughta be done:

<< Oh I’m sure that there are those in the lawyer community in America who would like nothing better than bring him here for a show trial. But that ain’t gonna happen bubba.

<< Saddam Hussein should be tried in front of a military tribunal and taken out and shot. End of story. >>

Nah, Chuckie ain't worried about none of this here Geneva Convention nonsense. Ah mean, who cares what some convention in Geneva or some other foreign city says about it? Which A-rab country is this here Geneva place in anyway?

Yeah, things are pretty simple in Chuckie's world. But he's so often disappointed when these messy realities make things so complicated.


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