Chuckie's been watching them Democrat Party debates. (On Fox News, no doubt.) And Chuckie don't like what he's hearing.
Chuckie's got the Fox story line on the candidates already. Dean is really "a raving, angry, out of control Bush basher." He looked calm in the debate Chuckie watched. But Chuckie knows he's just faking. Chuckie don't like John Kerry's haircut or eyebrows. He don't thank Edwards is "presidential." Wes Clark is "contradictory."
Chuckie thinks all Al Sharpton did is "remind us that he was the minority candidate." Lieberman is pro-war and that's good from Chuckie's viewpoint. Chuckie seems kind of surprised that Dennis Kucinich agrees with him on criticizing NAFTA. But he thinks all them Democrat candidates "are so many peas in a pod, generally speaking."
But Chuckie has some deep foreign policy analysis for us out of his debate watching:
Kerry said that we needed two more divisions in our Armed Forces, but when asked what he would do to induce young people to join the military he said that he would assure them that they would never have to go to war unless it was absolutely necessary.
Necessary in whose estimation? Who is going to deem it absolutely necessary? It’s still a matter of opinion.
But then Chuckie reminds us that we cain't trust that there United Nations thing no how because it's "a toothless, waffling, self serving debating society" and, besides, Chuckie says, "I personally would be very happy if America would succeed [sic] from the U.N."
I wonder what Chuckie thinks about his hero Bush crawling to the UN, begging them to help us have some elections in Iraq that are half-way legitimate this year? Why would a Real Man go beg for the help of that there "toothless, waffling" UN? Life must be hard in ChuckieWorld sometimes.
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