Chuckie Watch 28: Chuckie vs. "Angry" Dean

Chuckie's done decided that Dr. Howard Dean is "angry." I mean, angry, angry, angry. And Chuckie don't like it: The Angry Mr. Dean 01/19/04.

Now Chuckie is a mild, restrained Southern gentleman overflowing with Christian love. See Chuckie Watch 27 for how he compassionately explained that unemployed mothers on welfare are disabled drug-addicted sluts who neglect their children to breed like rabbits with drug dealers.

But Chuckie's upset, because he's discovered that Dr. Dean is "angry." Up till now, I had thought that that was just the spin that the Republican Party was grinding out endlessly for months. But if a sharp guy like Chuckie thinks Dean is "angry," well then it must be like that! I mean, Chuckie being the self-appointed Guru of Patriotic Correctness for country music and all.

But Chuckie ain't gone be no wimp about it. Chuckie figgers this here Dean feller wants to put Saddam Hussein back in power in Iraq. Now, I just missed that Dean proposal altogether. Chuckie must have seen an interview on Fox News, or something.

And Dean wants to roll back Bush's tax cuts, but Chuckie says that would be "redistribution of wealth." I don't know what Chuckie thought Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy were. But I guess that don't matter.

But Chuckie's looked at the way Dean's "eyes blaze and the way his mouth stays tight all the time." And Dr. Chuckie's opinion is that he don't thank this eye-blazing Dean guy oughta be gittin' "the codes to the nuclear football."

Now, I don't really know what the heck ole Chuckie's talking about there. Nuclear football? Must be those BSE burgers again.

But Chuckie knows Dean's angry. And Chuckie don't like it.