I can't let the Britney wedding story go. Her ex-husband Jason Alexander has been giving interviews (AFP 01/06/04):
"We were both like, 'Yes, yes!' on the outside, and I think we were both on the inside like, 'I don't know?'," he said.
"So we went ahead and did the whole thing and we got back to the room and we decided that's when we needed to tell everybody what we done did.
"Then that's when all hell broke loose and we realized that what we did probably wasn't the right thing ... We needed to fix the problem -- the mistake we had made -- so that's when the annulment came in," he said.
The "tell everybody what we done did" is a great little dose of Southern grammar. I probably shouldn't criticize him for it. I'd be a little confused after a weekend like that, too. And, besides, a little grammatical slip every now and then isn't going to hurt the guy who will be forever known as "the ex-husband of Britney Spears."
And they weren't drunk when they decided to do it. Get married, I mean. They were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
The New York Daily News dug up a minor arrest record on Boo's ex. And they checked with Dr. Ruth for an opinion:
"The decision of commitment and being together is a serious one, and for someone like that to make it into a cheap happening over a few hours makes a Jewish mother like me very sad," the 75-year-old Westheimer said. "Rather than a cry for help, maybe what it is is a cry for a spanking."
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