Now here's some interesting news! Britney is going celibate for a while. Little Boo is feeling bad after she slipped up and slept with Justin Timberlake that time. And the frivolous Yankee press has of course been saying all sorts of mean things about her as usual. But she just keeps on doing what she has to:
A friend of Britney's says, "The last month has brought on this huge realization for Britney. She's in a mess, but she's trying as hard as she can to sort it all out.
"She has now decided to stay celibate for a while and to start going to church regularly. She is also seeing two counselors. She knows she had to do this to get her life back in order.
"That wedding was not what a good Christian would have done and Britney knew it. Straight after the incident her mother Lynne bought her the book "Conversations With God," which made her realize just how inappropriate her behavior was."
Well, the Yankee press always gets it wrong. Boo was reading Conversations With God years ago. But she's has been rededicating her life to the Lord, which is what Baptists do when they "backslide." But between her Baptist church visits, her devotion to Hasidic spirituality and her intense interest in semiconductor physics, I'm sure she'll be able to keep her karmic balance.
(No, those rumors about me being the secret identity of Fred Durst are not true! And, of course, neither were all those nasty things he said about poor Britney.)
6 comments:
I think we're all in agreeance about your not being Fred :)
Yeah, I'm not Fred Durst. I'm not the Bruce Miller who gets interviewed by Buzzflash. I'm going to have a real identity crisis before long! - Bruce
i think the question of just who in heck ARE you is much more interesting than who you are not. a guy who can write something like the series on the passion of Christ a few entries back, who sounds like an actual theologian, quoting hans kung, someone who knows who hans kung and karl barth, etc. ARE, for crying out loud. and who, at the same time, seems to have more than a passing fascination with britney spears and her antics. some kind of interesting human, this bruce miller.
AS WELL AS the latin-american Liberation Theologists.
let me say, i'm impressed.
Actually, Britney is kind of a theological phenomenon all on her own. Kind of a prophet of postmodernism. Or something like that. I mainly like her because she's got the cutest Southern accent you'd ever want to hear. - Bruce
By the way, *Law and Order: SVU* on 02/24 featured a character named Britney, a blond teenager who turns out to be a sadistic, psychofreak murderer. And a corrupter of other innocent young girls, to boot. I'm sure it was meant as a shot at poor Britney S. I just don't understand it, she's such a sweet young Southern lady! - Bruce
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