Yeah, it's two Chuckie Watches in a row! Well, Chuckie needs some extra attention.
Because poor Chuckie feels like there's been some Misunderstanding. Chuckie says he's been accused of "hate mongering, anti -Semitism, lying, being a pawn of the Bush Administration" and he swears it just ain't true.
Chuckie says some people even pick on him because "I misspell words and use improper grammar." No, Chuckie, really?
The rest of this one is kind of a Chuckie Manifesto, in which he explains that he don't like a lot of stuff. Like, "I have witnessed an anti-God, anti-American faction grow to be a powerful force in this nation, while for the most part Godly people sat back and let it happen." Yeah, Chuckie, the Atheist Lobby is about to swamp us all.
And Chuckie don't like: paying taxes to support his country; Caledonian furry wiggle worms (?!); spotted owls; snail darters; gun laws; high-mileage cars; welfare; gay marriage; immigrants; legal abortion; drugs; poor people; terrorism; and judges (Chuckie probably ain't heard about all the Republican judges these days).
Gosh, Chuckie, what's to misunderstand? And how could anyone suggest you're anti-Semitic? Or that you would defend anti-Semitic statements or movies? Or that you might promote hatred against, say, Muslims? Or that you would ever suggest that unemployed mothers on welfare are disabled drug-addicted sluts who neglect their children to breed like rabbits with drug dealers? And why would anyone think you're a Bush fan?
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