Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Chuckie Watch 119: Chuckie tiene miedo

We ain't dropped in on ole Chuckie for a while.  We can probably figger that Chuckie's in blowhard-white-guy heaven about now.  He's got a Lost Cause war in Iraq to spew about.  The Christian Republican White Guys' Party is all worked up about brown people who speak some funny foreign language.  What more could a guy like Chuckie ask for?

Shore enough, Chuckie's been hearin' about all these here illegal aliens wavin' Mexican flags and stuff.

And Chuckie don't like it.

Chuckie's feelin' a little defensive, I thank (Out of My Face 04/10/06):

One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people (except Christians) you are going to be screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and anything else they can think of to call you.

Well I’ve been pounded by the media before and I’m still rockin’ and rollin’ and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not.

And the truth is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out the United States of America because they don’t have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to the face reality.

Naw, Chuckie, who'd ever call you a bigot?!?  Why would anybody ever go and thank such a thang about you?

But Chuckie ain't gone worry about it.  He's gone "stand up to the face reality".  Whatever "the face reality" is.  Chuckie gits goin' on these philosophical concepts and I sometimes git confused.

And what's "the face reality" for Chuckie rat now?  It's them immigrants, of course!  Messicans, Muslims, black people from Haiti, they're all the same, you know, accordin' to Chuckie.  Drug gangs, terrorists, violence in the streets, that's what them Messicans are about, the way Chuckie sees it.  And, fur shore:

And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes. Please get that other one out of my face.

Boy, I hope Chuckie's friends at church don't display one of them Christian flags I used to see all the time in Baptist churches.  Or show up for a "let's raise money for Israeli settlements" fundraiser with an Israeli flag.  Or let a St. Patrick's day parade come near Chuckie's house.  They might be in for a heap 'a trouble with ole Chuckie.

Now, I assume Chuckie means "our flag" is the American flag.  The Confederate flag has stars and stripes, too.

But don't you go be callin' Chuckie no racist or nothin' now (Mexican Standoff 04/06/06):

I don’t need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don’t have anything against Mexicans, I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don’t believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get.

What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it’s tantamount to saying, “I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking your laws and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

It’s an “in your face” action and speaking just for me I don’t like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn’t be happening.

Chuckie seems to be gittin' pretty worried about the insufficient endowment of testicles on our elected officials.  He thanks they're actin' like a bunch of wimmin or somthin', I guess.  These here politicians just cain't understand that all these hordes of funny-talkin' brown people all love Bin Laden!  But Chuckie sees what goin' on, boy hidey:

This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy. Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the Muslims can’t happen here when the businesses who hire these people finally run out of jobs and a few million disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?

You know, Chuckie, if you're so worried about these illegal immigrants, there's something you can do about it yore own self.  Just stop eatin'.  Cause pretty much ever thang you eat here in America involved some illegal immigrant labor in gittin' it from the field to yore big mouth.  Actually, overfed as you've been lookin' lately, Chuckie, it wouldn't do you no harm to lose a few pounds.  More than a few, maybe.

Do you thank we should explain to Chuckie that most Latino immigrants are Christians, not Muslims?  Of course, lots of them are Catholics, so Chuckie probably don't recognize them as Christian.  Come to thank of it, Chuckie probably don't thank most Protestants are Christians, either.  That makes them godless heathens, I guess.  Messicans, Guatamalans, heathens, Haitians, Algerians, terrorists, Catholics, they're all pretty much the same to Chuckie, it sounds like.  The world must look like a pretty scary place looking out from the depths of ChuckieThought.

Vaya con Dios, Chuckie!

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