Ole Chuckie is all for the disgraced former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. That's the guy who insisted on maintaining a graven image of the Ten Commandments on public property at public expense in defiance of a legal court order. It fits. A cynical showboat political scammer like Roy Moore is a perfect hero for a blowhard rightwing goofball like Chuckie.
Yeah, Chuckie's in one of those moods again:
<< People, this is not a battle over The Ten Commandments. This is a battle for the soul of America. Make no mistake about it this mischief was hatched in the very bowels of hell.
<< I understand that Alabama Attorney General Bill Pryor asked Judge Roy Moore three separate times if he would still acknowledge God if he remained Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court and Judge Moore answered yes each time. >>
Peter, denying Christ three times, get it? (Okay, you heathens out there, look it up in the encyclopedia!) Well, it's kind of a flip-flopped analogy, which lets ole Roy look better than Saint Peter. I wouldn't take Chuckie's word for it on the facts of the case, though.
He adds, "the devil won the battle in Montgomery."
The counsels of Hell must be pretty well-staffed if they can find time to worry about the placement of statues in Montgomery. Maybe they contract out some of the work to Halliburton. And I'm not entirely clear how it is, with religious hatreds promoting violent conflicts all over the place, that the forces of Darkness are so interested in promoting separation of church and state in Alabama.
Or maybe Chuckie's just a raving fanatic. (He's also a little weak on punctuation.) It's at least an easier proposition to check than deciphering the machinations of Satan.
2 comments:
bmiller224
I've been away for a while from the computer because of work. I wanted to let you know that yours is my favorite journal. You state explicitly with superb arguments and evidence that for which I only have visions. I spoke with Satan just yesterday and he assuurred me that Roy Moore and his hypocritical followers will have their reservations confirmed as soon as a toxic section of Sheol can be bulldozed over for a demonic trailer park.
Saint Hesychius aka passionvine1<
Ha! I'm glad to know ole Roy's work is being appreciated in, uh, senior levels of the organization. :) Chuckie can do concerts at cookouts in the Sheol trailer park. Thanks for your comments. - Bruce
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